Got this in an email today and it's just made me giggle all day long. I know...you're thinking..."Wow, there is a woman with way too much time on her hands." Perhaps you're right. I'm still not over the whole Monica/Bill/Hillary thing. I do miss all the jokes it caused. It was such a wonderful time for me...giggles daily.
Want another giggle? I like this one too... although it does step on my own toes a bit....not that I drink tequila.....
Maxine was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, she said, 'Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila.'Miraculously, a parking place appeared.She looked up again and said, 'Never mind. I found one.'
Ok, that's all for my comic routine for today. I didn't sew today due to church and Sunday dinner. But...the day isn't over....I'll head that way now....
Happy quilting!
4 comments:
Okay those are very funny! I needed a good laugh!!!
Kristie
I needed a good laugh before heading to bed. Thanks. People are so clever with those bumper stickers and I love Maxine.
Love the Bumper sticker.
love and hugs xxx
I love the bumper sticker too:)
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